TWILIGHT:BREAKING DAWN. I give up.
Directed by Bill Condon. Starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner. 117 mins.
In cinemas now.
The most telling sequence of this Twilight:Breaking Dawn is when Bella (Kristen Stewart, in case you’ve been living in a cave) and Edward (Robert “OMG Bite Me Edward, Bite Me!” Pattinson) go on their honeymoon. For once in the series, they’re together and blissfully happy, as there are no werewolves, Muggles, Deatheaters, Orcs or Mormons - oh, sorry Meyer, forgot about you – threatening to whip their shirts off and challenge them to a stare-off. And it’s the most boring goddamn sequence in the entire ...