UNSTOPPABLE: Don’t stop me now, having such a good time
DIRECTED BY TONY SCOTT. STARRING DENZEL WASHINGTON, CHRIS PINE, ROSARIO DAWSON.
Opens November 24
While film critics are obviously wild, crazy party animals (honestly, we are), we generally don’t give big reactions while reviewing movies because, I dunno, it’s not dignified or something. So when you’re reviewing in a theatre with a normal, noisy audience, you need to repress your desire to slip into librarian mode and shout “Shhh! I’m working here, stop laughing in my office! And I could also do without you two in the corner groping each other!”
So God help my professional reputation now. During Tony Scott’s ...