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The best XI of 2014/15 (excluding Messi & Ronaldo)

Ok, before we begin, Messi and Ronaldo are absurdly good and miles ahead of anyone. I don’t even think this is my opinion anymore. It’s fact now, right?


Anyway here is my best XI of the season.

GK: Manuel Neuer (Bayern Munich)
The best goalkeeper in the world. By far. Simple as that.

DF: Sergio Ramos (Real Madrid)
A solid no-nonsense defender. Has been immense to watch for Madrid.

DF: Gerard Pique (FC Barcelona)
Puyol’s heir to the throne has enjoyed a superb season. And he’s not shy of scoring, too.

DF: Giorgio Chiellini (Juventus)
One of the best defenders in Europe, Chiellini helped Juve to another Scudetto. His presence is huge.

MF: Paul Pogba (Juventus)
Often cited as one of the most promising players in world football, the Frenchman was huge in Juve’s massive season.

MF: Andrés Iniesta (FC Barcelona)
One of the best in the world. So much skill. Not his best season, but still better than most others.

RM: Arjen Robben (Bayern Munich)
One of the most consistent players in the game. Played a massive part in Bayern’s Bundesliga title.

LM: Eden Hazard (Chelsea)
The best player in the Premier League last season by a country mile. The reason Chelsea were so powerful in their title victory.

CAM: Thomas Muller (Bayern Munich)
Bayern have been ruthless this season, and Muller, as one of the most versatile players in European football, played an enormous part in that.

FW: Luis Suarez (FC Barcelona)
Put it this way, his form was so good, he forced Luis Enrique to make Messi to play out wide while he was centre forward. A genius.

FW: Sergio Aguero (Manchester City)
A goal machine. Precise, ruthless and a born winner. He is, after all, the son-in-law of one Diego Maradona.

Honourable mentions:

David de Gea, Branislav Ivanovic, Jerome Boateng, David Alaba, Ivan Rakitic, Cesc Fabregas, Carlos Tevez, Neymar, Robert Lewandowski, Jackson Martinez.


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Footy thoughts

Familiar surroundings & an unfamiliar dressing room for Guardiola

The Camp Nou in the Les Corts district of Barcelona is incredibly familiar surroundings for one Josep “Pep” Guardiola. It is, after all, where the Catalan spent almost his entire youth playing career – from club member to ballboy to youth team prodigy to first teamer to club captain and finally manager.

Before 2008 he was remembered by almost all of the Camp Nou faithful as “a good Barça man”. When he became manager of Barcelona following a single season coaching the reserve side, nobody predicted the impact the former-player would have.

He wasn’t even the board’s first choice but the rest, as the cliché often goes but in this case very true, is history.


Tonight the 44-year-old returns to the historic stadium as an opponent for the first time in his life as manager of Bayern Munich. The fixture is the semi-final of the Champions League and, naturally enough, Guardiola’s return is grabbing all the headlines.

Reminiscing aside, the ever-professional Pep Guardiola knows the difficult task ahead. He knows Bayern need to score tonight. Because if they don’t, the coach reckons it will be near impossible. The main reason? Lionel Messi – a player who Guardiola helped become from world-class to world’s best to best ever. “There is no defensive system that can stop him,” admitted the Catalan boss when asked how he was going to approach the Argentine genius’ game. “And no coach either”.

It’s not really Pep Guardiola’s style of football, but will he be forced to park the bus against a Barcelona side whose trio of attackers, Messi, Suarez and Neymar are in red-hot form? Or will the Bayern boss have a tactical plan up his sleeve to put the Catalan giants under pressure at home?

FC Barcelona v FC Bayern Munich kicks off at 7.45pm tonight.

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Transfer rumours: let the games begin!

Ah, it’s that time of year again. With the season drawing to a close, as always, many clubs will be keen to re-evaluate their squad personnel.

There’s no major international summer tournament in sight, so players will be heavily judged on their club form. Some players are surely catching the eyes of the managers in England’s top tier. Let’s look at some.

Last year, 24-year-old Antoine Griezmann was bought by Atlético Madrid from Real Sociedad for €30 million to effectively replace Diego Costa who left for Chelsea. Well, if the rumours are true, they could be team-mates as José Mourinho is eyeing up a bid for the French international, whose buy out clause is reported to be around the €55 million mark.


There’s strong rumours doing the rounds that Liverpool’s Rickie Lambert could also be on his way to Chelsea as a replacement for Didier Drogba. It’s news that shocks many – probably even Rickie himself – but seemingly if José doesn’t get Liverpool’s number 9, then he will go for none other than Emmanuel Adebayor. But, we will wait and see.

Mephis Depay enjoyed a wonderful World Cup with the Netherlands last summer and a superb season with PSV, where he won the Dutch title a couple of weeks back. Last month PSV director Marcel Brands confirmed that Manchester United enquired about the availability of the Dutch winger. But of course there’s also the rumours that LvG is keen on Madrid’s Gareth Bale. I know which one is the cheaper option.


Liverpool are also said to be keen on Depay, but their main priority is to get an accomplished striker. With Sturridge’s injury struggles and Balotelli’s performance woes, next season Brendan Rodgers’ Steven Gerrard-less Liverpool will need lots of goals. Alexandre Lacazette could be just the man. The Lyon striker has enjoyed his best season in Ligue 1, scoring 27 goals this season in 31 games.

Another Ligue 1 striker that has been linked with a move to England is Marseille’s André Pierre Gignac, who at one point caught the attention of both Rodgers and Arsene Wenger. But the Arsenal boss is reportedly plotting a bid to bring Yohan Cabaye back to England from PSG. But Wenger is hopeful of landing the signature of World Cup winner and Barcelona star Pedro for just €25 million. The Spaniard has fallen down the pecking order behind Neymar, Suarez and, obviously, Messi.


But the season hasn’t finished yet. There’s plenty of time until the transfer window chaos to begins.

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Footy thoughts

Gregory Mertens RIP

The blog was saddened to learn of the passing of former Belgian under-21 player Gregory Mertens. He was just 24.

The Sporting Lokeren defender died three days after collapsing on the pitch after playing in a reserve match. He had been in a coma since going into cardiac arrest early in a game against Genk on Monday night.

Mertens started his career with Anderlecht and had previously played for Cercle Brugge.

Rest in peace.


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Footy travels

Footy Travels #13: Lisbon

The Portuguese capital, lying on the western Iberian peninsula, is a major hotspot for tourists who enjoy the city’s relaxed way of life with a warm climate. But they also boast some of the most famous names in the history of European football.


How do I get in?  Both Ryanair and Aer Lingus fly into the city’s main airport from Dublin daily. The airport itself is just 7 km from Rossio square in the city centre. There might be long queues for taxis leaving the airport at times, but luckily it’s also connected by the city’s underground metro system.

What teams can I watch?  The city has three clubs in Portugal’s top tier. Two-time European Cup winners Benfica have 33 league titles to their name, Sporting (commonly known, albeit incorrectly, as Sporting Lisbon) have 18 league titles and a UEFA Cup under their belt, and Belenenses have a single league title in their honours list.


How do I get to the stadiums?  Lisbon’s traffic isn’t the worst I’ve ever seen so taxis can be doable, though on matchday one might want to consider using the metro. Benfica’s Estadio La Luz is on the blue line and stops right outside the ground. As does the green or yellow line to Sporting’s José Avalade Stadium. Belenenses is in the Belem district which can be reached either by bus (nos. 714 & 728) or by commuter rail from Cais do Sodre in the city centre to Belem.

How do I get match tickets?  All three club, Sporting, Benfica and Belenenses sell their tickets from their websites and will vary in price when it comes to certain fixtures. Expect to pay a few bob for Sporting v Benfica, but you can see Belenenses for as little as €3 for some games.

What else is there to do?  It’s a city that likes to have a good time. Lisbon isn’t famed for it’s pubs like, say, Dublin or Munich, but you can only walk mere metres before stumbling across one the city’s many cafés or restaurants. That said, Hennessey’s Irish Pub near Cais do Sodre is worth a look. Music lovers should check out Music Box club which is around the corner. Also keep an eye on the world-class Rock in Rio Lisboa festival each summer. The city boasts many parks and spaces to simply relax and enjoy the Portuguese sunshine and one of course must try Lisbon’s famous funiculars.

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Europe, Footy thoughts

The future is bleak for the once-mighty Parma

The 1994-95 season Parma‘s team consisted of names like Gianfranco Zola, Tomas Brolin, Dino Baggio, Luigi Apolloni, Fernando Couto and Faustino Asprilla to name but a few. Their style of football, under manager Nevio Scala was exciting that year – arguably their greatest season in their history having finished in the top three in Serie A, finalists in the Coppa Italia and winners of the UEFA Cup, beating Juventus in the final.

But sadly their 90’s heyday are nothing more than a distant memory. The club are very much struggling both on and off the pitch. Currently planted firmly bottom of Serie A with just 16 points, the club has also been declared bankrupt with debts of €218.4 million.

In February, the club postponed their game against Udinese because they could not afford to pay players’ wages. Fans marched to the Stadio Tardini with a banner that read “Chiusi per furto” – “Closed because of a robbery”.

Last Saturday Parma beat league leaders Juventus 1-0 at the Tardini. A result that will make no difference to both teams’ outcomes this season. But it was a result that mattered to the players and staff who showed up to work everyday despite not being paid one cent since last summer. And it proved to the 15,000 heartbroken fans in attendance that the club, who are currently standing on the brink of oblivion, refuse to go out quietly.

Unless a new owner comes in between now and June, and pays the club’s football-related debts (wages and taxes etc.) of €74 million, then Parma FC will officially fold.

As Jim Morrison once sang “the future’s uncertain, the end if very near”. The future is bleak, but Roberto Donadoni’s men aren’t going without a fight. And with that there is hope for the Gialloblu.


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Footy thoughts, Superstars

Is punishing Cristiano Ronaldo a bit OTT?

La Liga president Javier Tebas has said that Cristiano Ronaldo may face punishment for his goal celebration during last weekend’s El Clásico at the Camp Nou. The Real Madrid superstar appeared to urge the Barcelona faithful to merely calm down following his goal in the 31st minute.

Tebas has said that players must be careful when it comes to provocative gestures which could incite violence among spectators.

“It must be sanctioned,” the La Liga president said. “From a fine up to a suspension. We will look into it.”

Of all the problems that Spain’s top tier faces, this is, in my opinion, hardly a top priority. Racism, which has long been a problem in Spanish football, doesn’t seem to worry Tebas as much as this.

The decision makers in football never fail to surprise me with their unusual decisions (a winter World Cup in Qatar being another example), but suggesting that Ronaldo should face punishment for celebrating a goal like this is truly nothing short of ridiculous.

I understand that La Liga officials are cracking down on provocative actions during games since the death of a Deportivo La Coruna fan last year, but come on, is this really bad and does it warrant punishment?

Decide for yourself.

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Footy thoughts

Is it time to scrap the away goals rule?

Introduced fifty years ago to encourage away teams to play a more attacking style of football, it is now more likely to cause teams to park the bus and shut up shop. Is it time the away goals rule is scrapped?

In the 2009 Champions League semi-final second leg, the images of Chelsea’s Didier Drogba screaming “it’s a fucking disgrace” down the camera lens to millions of fans following the Blues’ exit on away goals following Barcelona’s Andrés Iniesta’s 93rd minute goal will live long in memory.


While referee Tom Henning Øvrebø made some woeful decisions in the Catalans’ favour, Chelsea technically didn’t lose. Yet the dreaded away goals meant their exit.

Indeed last night, Arsene Wenger echoed the sheer frustration of the away goals rule following Arsenal’s last 16 exit from the competition. “Every defeat hurts,” said the Frenchman. “But we didn’t lose”.

There are countless other examples of those who have fallen victim to the away goals rule. And, naturally, many have benefitted from it.

The away goals was introduced in 1965 for the right reasons. Playing away in Europe was once a daunting journey pretty much into the unknown.

But times change and the football, with away goals in place, has changed too. Many, Didier Drogba and Arsene Wenger included, believe it is now time to look at it.


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Footy thoughts

Is spitting the worst thing that can happen on a pitch?

Last week’s spitting incident between Manchester United’s Jonny Evans and Newcastle’s Papiss Cissé, the outrage that would follow in the media would be pretty predictable.

Cissé was handed a seven game ban by the FA, while Evans received six.

Pundits such as Robbie Savage called it the “lowest of the low” (a view Republic of Ireland player Jon Walters publicly shared), while former Celtic, Bayern Munich and Scotland striker Alan McInally spoke about how the players’ punishments were probably not lengthy enough.

As disgusting and unacceptable as it is, is spitting really the worst thing that can happen on a football pitch?

Well nobody, to the best of my knowledge, has ever been out for six months because of spitting. Take Stephen Ireland for example. The Stoke midfielder is out of action with 15 stitches in his right calf after Hull’s Maynor Figueroa sliced his leg with a tackle that went unpunished.

Or what about Alf-Inge Haaland, who in 2001 famously felt the intentional full blow of Roy Keane’s studs and never played a full professional game again. Would the Norwegian preferred to have been spat at? Well, I don’t know. One would assume so.

I know former France international Patrick Battison probably would. His collision with Harald Schumacher in the 1982 World Cup semi-final, which left him unconscious with broken bones, damaged vertebrae and minus some teeth, ultimately caused the Les Bleus player to slip into a coma. There wasn’t even a foul given at that incident.

In comparison to Cissé and Evans’ bans, it’s worth remembering that in 2012, an independent FA panel found Chelsea’s John Terry guilty of racially abusing the QPR’s Anton Ferdinand. He got a four game ban.

Again – is spitting really the lowest of the low?


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Footy thoughts

A World Cup in Qatar? No, thank you!

The 2022 World Cup is happening. It will be staged in Qatar. And, unless something utterly drastic happens, it will be a winter tournament. I am wholeheartedly against this.

Theories of the tiny Gulf state “buying” the World Cup aside, I will forever associate the competition to be staged in the summer. Because, well, there is no other time to stage it. FIFA are going to change this for 2022.

The footballing traditions aside, as many as 50 leagues and competitions worldwide will likely be affected for three seasons – 2021/22, 2022/23 and 2023/24 – because of the knock-on effects of starting the season containing the World Cup early and ending it late.

While some leagues take a small break over Christmas, England has a long tradition of having a packed schedule then. This will make that utterly impossible.


Disrupting some seasons won’t be ideal some may think. I firmly believe it’s absolutely ridiculous.  I have never been a fan of Sepp Blatter. For many, many reasons. I am still baffled as to how he is still running football’s governing body.

In fact, did you know that several FIFA members have publicly gone on record, including Theo Zwanziger and president Sepp Blatter himself, in saying that the decision of awarding Qatar the World Cup had been a mistake?

I know for a fact that I for one will not enjoy this particular World Cup. Even if my beloved Boys In Green were to qualify, I wouldn’t be too bothered travelling to support them. Qatar doesn’t interest me in the slightest. For personal reasons primarily.

While Qatar is the world’s richest country per capita, there is a major human rights issue. In 2013 Amnesty International published reports showing that unpaid migrant workers were left to go hungry, while according to a different report by a British newspaper, dozens of Nepalese migrant laborers had died in Qatar in just a few weeks around in September 2013, with thousands more were enduring appalling labour abuses.

They were workers for the 2022 World Cup.

According to their analysis, current construction practices will have resulted in over 4,000 deaths by the time of the 2022 competition. And FIFA has investigated this but, as you can guess, took absolutely no action to force Qatar to improve worker conditions.

Then again Qatar, not renowned as a major footballing nation, is the world’s richest country per capita. Alarm bells are ringing, Mr Blatter.


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Ronaldo is back…the original one that is.

Rejoice like it’s 2002, for one-time superstar footballer Ronaldo is coming out of retirement. The 38-year-old former Brazil international is set to play for the Fort Lauderdale Strikers – four years since he last kicked a ball professionally.

It won’t be for a while though. The 1994 and 2002 World Cup winner most likely won’t feature until the play-offs in November. Just enough time to train to a semi-decent level then.

“It’s going to happen. I have already said so,” the former Real Madrid striker said. “But it’s going to be a bit later, in the play-offs. For now, we are organising it all, but I am going to have a [weight] goal”

I don’t know about you, but I welcome Il Fenomeno back to any pitch at any age.


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Europe, Footy diary

Ibra’s tattoos and Bayern fans’ Premier League boos

By now you are probably aware of the Premier League‘s colossal €6.9 billion billion television deal, which is for three seasons and begins in 2016. That’s around €12 million for each televised game.

To put this into perspective, the Bundesliga‘s television deal is worth €2.5 billion over four seasons. But it was fans of Bayern Munich who, during the Bavarians’ 8-0 demolishing of Hamburg, took a swipe at England’s top tier by brandishing a banner that read  ‘This ain’t no Premier League – No to the English model’.

English fans commented back via social media that Bayern are so powerful that they have made the Bundesliga a one-club-league, and the competition between England’s top teams and Germany’s top teams is very different. A fair point.

I know men of an older generation who would say that money has simultaneously improved and ruined football. Which is, when you think about it, also a very fair point.

PSG face Chelsea in the Champions League tonight. The Parisians at the weekend faced Caen at the Parc des Princes where the game finished 2-2. But in the 2nd minute, Zlatan Ibrahimovic opened the scoring, and removed his shirt in celebration where he revealed numerous temporary tattoes bearing the names of 15 people suffering from hunger due to his association with the United Nations’ World Food Program.

“If I could, I would write every single name on my body,” Ibrahimovic said. “But there are 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world.”

One person who wasn’t impressed was PSG coach Laurent Blanc. The Frenchman had said he was aware with the Swede’s commitment to the foundation, but that his antics ultimately cost him a yellow card.

Robbie Keane is in town next weekend as his LA Galaxy side take on Shamrock Rovers in a much anticipated pre-season friendly at Tallaght Stadium. The Galaxy are gearing up for a big season in which they’ll be joined by Steven Gerrard from July onwards. The MLS and League of Ireland seasons both start March 6th.

Finally, if you like Boca Juniors and music that sounds like The Ramones, then this is for you. I apologise in advance.


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Entertainment & media

Dalymount Park to host an epic African Cup of Nations final party this weekend

Should you find yourself in need of a venue to watch the African Cup of Nations final this weekend, look no further than Phibsborough where Bohemians will be hosting a free shindig in their legendary ground Dalymount Park.


While Ivory Coast and Ghana battle it out in Bata, Bohs are ensuring punters are treating to free food, bar promotions and some DJ’s to accompany the action.

There’s not many places you’d get all that for free. Check out their Facebook page here.



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Footy thoughts

Bottom of Bundesliga Dortmund’s players explain themselves to fans

Borussia Dortmund are in a bit of a pickle at the moment. The 2013 Champions League finalists are currently rooted to the bottom of the Bundesliga having only won four games this season.

Jurgen Klopp‘s men tonight faced Augsburg at home in the Signal Iduna Park and Argentine striker Raul Bobadilla’s 50th minute goal for the Bavarians ensured that Dortmund lost their 11th game this season. In fact, the last time Dortmund won a match was two heartbreaking months ago.

After the final whistle there was incredible scenes as Dortmund goalkeeper, and club vice-captain, Roman Weidenfeller, made his way to the stands to converse with the crowd about the club’s recent form. Defender Mats Hummels was also seen speaking with the supporters.

“We can be accused of anything tonight and it is all justified,” said Klopp in a post-match press conference. “Battling also means having the courage to take the right decision. We were missing that tonight.”

Dortmund were last year’s runners-up and winners of the Bundesliga in 2011 and 2012. But Jurgen Klopp now has them in a realistic position of getting relegated to the 2. Bundesliga. Something that was, not long ago, considered absurd.


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Ones to watch, Superstars

Just who exactly is Martin Odegaard?

I won’t profess that I know much about Martin Odegaard before a few weeks ago. In fact I never even heard his name before last month. But the Norwegian wonderkid this week, after being eyed up by some of Europe’s biggest clubs, has signed a deal with giants Real Madrid from Stromgodset.

The 16-year-old, who has been capped at senior international level, made a switch for around €3 million mark after passing a medical in the Spanish capital yesterday. “It’s a dream come true,” he said. “It’s a bit unreal that I’m here at the biggest club in the world. It’s huge for me, an honour.”

He will play for Madrid’s reserve team for the rest of this season, coached by the great Zinedine Zidane, but will train alongside both the reserve side and the senior side, alongside world-class stars like Ronaldo, James Rodríguez, Bale and Sergio Ramos. It is possible that Los Blancos’ boss Carlo Ancelotti could feature Odegaard this season in the senior team.

Odegaard came to prominence when, in 2014, he became the youngest player to appear and score in the Tippeligaen (Norway’s highest tier of football). As a left-footed wonderkid, he is often compared to Lionel Messi due to his age and style of play (see video above).


It will be interesting to see just exactly what he can do when the time comes. Only a select few at the young age of 16 have proved that they can hold their own at football’s highest level – just think of players such as Wayne Rooney, Lionel Messi and even Pelé. Odegaard could join that elite, and the €3 million that Madrid paid for him could be the purchase of the decade.


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