As it’s less than a week till I go to Glasto, I guess I should be worried that I have a. no suitable attire, b. no tent, and c. no transport to London (where I’m catching plane back to Ibiza).

There’s been a few options presented to me on the travelling front.

The most obvious is hitching a lift on an accommodating tour-bus, my other choices are to jump in with the hippies and their decontamination tank, or join the bearded ladybird and co from the insect circus…

Answers on a postcard please!

Tbc.