Penis Size, random surveys

Sexton’s Miscellany: European Penises

Eherm, it seems the Irish would clean up in the smallest penis contest. A comparison of penis sizes across Europe suggests that Irish men are not particularly well-endowed, while Hungarians are well “hung” (Oh, I love a pun!). Here are the figures – but bear in mind that this is self-reported data and it is possible that some countries were indeed telling whoppers (or perhaps, little lies).

 

16cm+

Hungary (16.51cm); France (16.01)

15.5-15.99cm

Czech Republic (15.89); The Netherlands (15.87); Italy (15.74); Belgium (15.65); Georgia (15.61)

15-15.49

Denmark (15.29); Slovakia (15.21); Slovenia (15.13); Bulgaria (15.02)

14.5-14.99

Serbia (14.87); Sweden (14.80); Croatia (14.77); Greece (14.73); Albania (14.73); Belarus (14.63); Iceland (14.56)

14-14.49

Germany (14.48); Switzerland (14.35); Norway (14.34); Poland (14.29); Austria (14.16); Turkey (14.11)

13.5-13.99

Macedonia (13.98); Ukraine (13.97); United Kingdom (13.97); Spain (13.85); Estonia (13.78); Finland (13.77)

13-13.49 cm

Armenia (13.22); Russia (13.21); Portugal (13.19)

12.5-12.99 cm

Ireland (12.78); Romania (12.73)