Biggest turn-on?

I love novels where you can read the dirty things but nobody has written an Irish one yet. I am currently writing my own sexy book called 50 Shades Of Ginger.

Ever faked an orgasm?

I did fake it once. I was quite impressed with how convincing I was. Unfortunately I was on my own.

Your first sexual experience?

It was like most Irish people. F*cked by Michael O’Leary while traveling with Ryanair.

The most public place you’ve had sex?

I once had the window open but the curtains closed. I know pretty crazy. Oh and lane 12 of Leisureplex Blanchardstown.

Favourite sex toy?

Spoons (same answer applies to favourite utensil, instrument and word that rhymes with moon)

Sexiest song?

‘Happy Birthday’

Sexiest movie?

Road Safety Authority: Rules Of The Road. I think mono tonal voice overs are so hot.

Cyril Bedeway is one of the alter egos of comedian Ross Browne. Cyril is among the resident hosts of City Limits comedy club, Cork.