Missy Elliott dispenses with subtly… great tune though![kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/UODX_pYpVxk" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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Missy Elliott dispenses with subtly… great tune though![kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/UODX_pYpVxk" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
how many references to body parts can you fit in one song!
Good question. Here are the lyrics if you feel like counting!
Pick up your phone
I’m on the request line[Scratching]
This is a Missy Elliott one time exclusive
Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
It’s (I put thing down, flip and reverse it)
If you got a big [elephant], let me search it
To find out how hard I gotta work ya
It’s (I put thing down, flip and reverse it)
I’d like to get to know ya, so I can show ya
Put the pussy on ya, like I told ya
Gimme all your numbers so I can phone ya
Your girl acting stank than call me ova
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Call before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don’t or you will or you won’t cha
Go downtown and eat it like a vulcha
See my hips and my tips don’t cha
See my ass and my lips don’t cha
Lost a few pounds in my whiffs for ya
This the kinda beat that go bha ta ta
Ra ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta
Sex me so good I say blah blah blah
Work it, I need a glass of wata
Boy oh boy its good to know ya
If you’re a fly gyal, then get your nails done
Get a pedicure, get your hair did
Boy lift it up, lets make a toasta
Lets get drunk, its gon bring us closa
Don’t I look like a HalleBerry posta?
See dem Belvedere playin tricks on ya
Girlfriend wanna be like me neva
You won’t find a bitch that’s even betta
I make it hot as Las Vegas weatha
Listen up close while I take you backwards
(Watch the way Missy like to take it backwards)*Backwards*
I’m not a prostitute but I can give you whatchu want
I love your braids and your mouth full of fonts
Love the way my ass bump bump bump bump bump bump
Keep your eyes on my bump bump bump bump bump
And think you can handle this ga-dunk ga-dunk dunk
Take my thong off and my ass go boom
Cut the lights off so you see what I can do
Boys, boys, all type of boys
Black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys
???? thanga thang, ???? thanga thang
Girls, girls, get that cash
If its not a foul shakin that ass
Ain’t no shame ladies, do your thang
Just make sure you ahead of tha game
Just cuz I got a lot of fame supa
Prince couldn’t get me change my name howpa
Kunta Kinte, enslave a game, no se
Picture black sayin oh yesa massa
Picture Lil’ Kim dating a pastor
Minute man big red can outlast ya
Who is the best, I don’t have to ask ya
When I come out, you won’t even matta
Why you act dumb like ughhh, duh
So you act dumb like ughhh, duh
And the drummer boy go pa rum pum pum pum
Give ya some some, some of this in a bun
To my fellas, ooooh
Good God, I like the way you work that
[scratching]
To my ladies, woo
You sure know how to work that, good God
yikes!
anyway, at least she’s an equal opportunities lady. I used to go to a spinning class where the scary eastern european instructor would climax the class to “Don’t want no short dick man” banging techno.
as there or there abouts the only bloke in the room it was quite intimidating. I started wearing baggier shorts.
That’s hilarious. I laughed out loud
You poor man… I remember that song. Was very popular with drunken student girls…
I did wonder was I being prompted to prove it wasn’t the case but y’know if I was getting the wrong end of the stick there I might have got arrested.
Perhaps a pair of cycling shorts would have done the trick. There was a boy on my school bus who was very proud of the family jewels and instead of changing after sport would sit opened legged wearing an electric blue pair of these. Left very little to the imagination…
Linford Christie?
Just your regular rugger bugger who was in love with himself!
well i was more joking about the ‘length & girth’
Oh ah… slow on the uptake today. I’ve only had about 3 hours sleep. Less exciting than it sounds though.