SJP Sex Doll
It’s not often you’ll find me feeling sorry for successful actresses, but poor Sarah Jessica Parker. Last October she topped Maxim’s Unsexiest Woman list, which you’d think would save her from the ignominy of being turned into a sex doll, but I guess plenty of lonely men disagree with Maxim’s readers.
Ok, now you don’t expect blow-up dolls to be the epitome of class, but c’mon! The “Sarah Jessica Porkher” doll loves “Sex in her Shitty.” Tacky. And that’s just the bad puns…
