It’s in the stars…
My horoscope warns that I’m in danger of an all-talk-and-no-action sexual scenario this week. Damn! Hope not… But I suppose there is some justice in the comment. I’m home alone, sitting in front of my computer and writing about sex… Hmmm…
March 5th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
“CANCER: Mars re-enters your sign and aspects of your dormant sex drive are awakened with the ravenousness of a bear in the spring. But gauge your prey carefully: The opposition from Pluto in your seventh house of partnership means that you may not know the full extent of what you’re up against. Best to bide your time, and focus on the inspiring new possibilities that can be harvested at a nearby campus.”
Well it’s right about one thing - the dormant sex drive. Been like that for four years! I don’t mind it really…..it’s hard to take those things seriously.
March 5th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Don’t take horoscopes seriously? Or sex drives?
March 6th, 2008 at 10:52 am
when they say this, you’re damn riight i do!
LEO: The delirious energy of the New Moon in your eighth house of sex pumps up the volume and amps up the testosterone while presenting you with the enviable problem of needing to choose your sport with more than one interested party. The problem is someone who you’ve come to love and trust (like a wife or boyfriend) looks extra good too. Whatever or whoever you go with, Viagra won’t be necessary and a threesome is possible.
March 12th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
“Don’t take horoscopes seriously? Or sex drives?”
The horoscopes but I’m inclined to say sex drives as well. I’ve never really been bothered either way.