Valentine’s Day and Sex
I don’t like it – Valentine’s Day that is. The enforced romance, the cards, the stupidly expensive roses, the romantic competition – it just ain’t sexy. Bah humbug. But anyway, here’s some VD news.
Sex vs Chocolate
Asked what they’d like for Valentine’s Day, 85% of Canadian guys said that they would prefer sex to chocolate but 31% of women said that they would take the chocolate instead.
Hmmm… that might be because women who eat chocolate regularly have better sex lives, at least that’s according to Italian researchers. If you deprive yourself of this sugary snack for most of the year, no wonder it becomes so important on the days when it’s “allowed.”
As a compromise, I suggest the Chocolate and Strawberry Lovers Body Pen Set. Cover yourself in rude chocolate words and get her to lick it off. Easy! And cheap too! Just £3.95 from Amazon UK.
Porn for VD
Apparently porn is high on the wish list of men this VD. If your mate is into SM and bondage then try Silken Sleeves. Maria Beatty’s seductive film features bondage and SM play between two gorgeous women and picked up a gong at last year’s Erotic Awards.
Available to buy as pay per minute, streaming and download from Bleu Productions.
Forbidden Love: Police Target Thai Teens
Thai police plan to crack down on motels, shopping centres and parks today to catch teen lovers celebrating Valentine’s Day. Despite Thailand’s reputation for sex tourism the legal age of consent is 18. Authorities were alarmed by a poll that suggested that 27% of Thailand’s teens intend to have sex to celebrate Valentine’s Day.
Oxytocin: The Best Valentine’s Day Gift
Cards? Chocolate? Dinner? Fuggetaboutit! Oxytocin is yer only man. Considering the health benefits, sex is the perfect Valentine’s Day gift. Studies show that oxytocin helps people deal with stress. And stress, you know, is a silent killer. So if you really love the man or woman in your life, then a good long shag session is the best thing to give.
February 14th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
So if you hate valentines day does that mean you exempt your other half from coming up with something convoluted and romantic.
I’ve totally struck out this year and am in way loads of trouble if I can’t come up with something good by about 5.59 pm.
February 14th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Yep, I exempt my other half.
If you can cook suggest you get yourself to the grocery store, grab some stuff plus bottle of wine (or champagne) and make her dinner. If you can’t cook, head to M&S and get some food there. They have ready prepared food that’s impossible to mess up. Run her a bath, give her a massage then feed her. Good luck!
February 14th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
i do the cooking most of the time, so that’s not a runner. Bath & Massage would be looked as strictly with ulterior motives, but that’s not always a bad thing i suppose!!!
February 14th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Not at all…
Heat up the massage oil, chill the wine, bring them both into the bedroom…
BTW If you do all the cooking, think you deserve the VD gift!
February 15th, 2008 at 9:04 am
not blaming you BUT massage had her far too relaxed for anyones good. relaxed = sleepy.
February 15th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Hey, sorry to hear that. The trick is to flip your partner over and “massage” the front before they get sleepy… rub warm massage oil over the breasts, down the belly and into the vagina.