In light of the discussion about pick up lines on the HPMB here are the ten best pick-up lines suggested by Ask Men.com. If these are the best, be afraid, be very afraid…

I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
Yeah, okay, not too awful.

What’s a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Ho-hum…

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Rotten, tired and old. C’mon guys.

Who’s your friend?
Apparently this will intrigue her as her competitive streak will kick in thinking, “Hey, what’s she got that I ain’t got?” No it won’t.

I’m new in town and can’t find my way around; could I have directions to your place?
And old one, but not a good one.

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
Vaguely insulting.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Okay, kinda funny…

What’s your name?
Simple, direct – I like it.

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
Quite like this one, but would be tempted to reply, “No, but I think your friend is!”

So what haven’t you been told tonight?
Cleverish…

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