Think your lady friend may be playing away? Well, here’s you’re chance to pretend you’re a crack CSI detective with the CheckMate Infidelity Test Kit. Oh yes! Now you can check for the presence of sperm on your loved one’s smalls as the solution turns the evidence into a lovely shade of violet.

Scary stuff. But perhaps not as scary as WebWatcher. If your lady is smart enough to use condoms, you could always try this little beauty. It allows you to see every email and instant message your partner receives, check which websites they are visiting (damn, there goes the big birthday surprise gift) and, and record every keystroke they make.

And finally ladies and gentlemen you might like to consider the Bluetooth Spy. This little beauty allows you to spy on any bluetooth-enabled device such as mobile phones and laptops. You can read text messages, find out who your partner has been chatting to and, get this, make calls via the phone you have targeted.

I can’t believe this stuff is legal, but apparently it is. I see a resurgence in the popularity of carrier pigeons, Morse code and smoke signals…

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