Men of Ireland, I want your opinion!

Vajazzling is the trend for adding rhinestones, crystals or other blinging adornments to one’s Hollywood wax. What I want to know is, is this a good idea? More specifically, would this entice you to or put you off going down on your partner? Hair in the teeth is one thing…

Here’s an article to give you the idea.

Obviously the James Brown classic Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine had to be in here sooner or later.

It’s no Crystal Swing granted but a rocking tune nonetheless…

Feminist porn? Yes indeed. For the past five years, Good for Her, a Toronto sex shop has held the Feminist Porn Awards to big up adult movies that are female-friendly.

Here is the list of nominees.

If you ever dreamt about singing in an adult movie (well, who hasn’t?), now is your chance!

Hustler Video is making an adult parody of Glee and is looking for singing porn stars. If you happen to be California on Tuesday, March 9 or Wednesday, March 10 you can pop along and audition.

Here’s the full press release:

CALLING ALL SINGING PORN STARS!!
HUSTLER VIDEO ANNOUNCES CASTING CALL FOR “THIS AIN’T GLEE XXX” PARODY

You’ve impressed us with your expert oral skills so far…but can you sing?!

“This Ain’t” like porn star karaoke, folks! Hustler Video is casting for This Ain’t Glee XXX, the latest XXX video in its “This Ain’t” parody series.

For this upcoming blockbuster parody/musical feature, casting agents are seeking adult performers who have a background in vocal performance or who possess excellent (and genuine!) singing abilities.

Hustler Video will hold open casting calls at LFP Studios for all interested porn stars who sing on Tuesday, March 9 and Wednesday, March 10. Please arrive at 10:30 am.

To audition for This Ain’t Glee XXX, please prepare a rock ’n’ roll song that will be sung a cappella for the director, the producers and the talent coordinator.

Auditions will be held on a first-come, first-served basis, starting promptly at 10:30 am.

For additional information, please contact Drew Rosenfeld, Creative Director, at  drosenfeld at lfp.com or Jennifer Larsen, Talent Coordinator, at  talent at lfp.com.

LFP Studios is located at 20932 Osborne St., Canoga Park, CA 91304.

Is love all just hormones? Perhaps its a culturally induced self-delusion?

Next Friday, Leviathan (the people who brought you the Political Cabaret) are asking and trying to answer these questions. In a moment of self-deluded self-confidence I agreed to take part (public speaking, scary!). It should be a fun and informative evening though. You can read all about it here.

Yikes! According to a poll done by Sky Real Lives, 25% of UK women over 35 years old never have sex. The figure rises to 38% in Scotland. The same poll also found that almost all women suffer from violent mood swings during their period. I wonder how exactly these two findings are related…

You can read the full story here.

According to Toby Young (author of How to Lose Friends and Alienate People) this is because men have become so feminized that they are not really men any more. Interesting, but I ain’t buying it. Read his take here.

Here’s a rather shocking report from across the water.

Haven, a sexual assault clinic, commissioned a survey of 1000 people of both sexes and found that half of women prefer to blame the victim of a sexual assault. While I agree that it is necessary to act in a responsible manner when out and about, it is shocking that in this day and age so many people have such a poor understanding of what sexual assault is.

Just as worrying, one in three men don’t think it’s rape if they make their partners have sex when they don’t want to.

Read the full story here.

Missy Elliott dispenses with subtly… great tune though!

I’m a girl who is fond of her food, so it’s good to know that eating well can actually improve your sex life.

Unfortunately food isn’t an aphrodisiac and there isn’t anything you can feed your partner that will get him or her in the mood straight away, but a smart diet is good for more than just your waistline. But, according to Health.com there are seven foods which really do improve sexual function and libido. These are avocado; almonds, strawberries; seafood; rocket (arugula); figs; and citrus fruit. All tasty! And strangely enough, five of these feature quite prominently in my diet…

Read the whole story here - I’d type it up but I’m off to get some figs…